What can I still do before I’m 30?
So I’ve compiled a bucket list of things that I feel I need to do in the next five or so years:
1. Travel the world
An obvious one really, especially as I rarely venture out of Buxton, let alone the country.
2. Get a career
I have a degree in journalism and I work in a newsagents. The definition of irony.
3. Grow a beard
Every man should grow a beard at least once. I’ve made many valiant attempts but I want a beard that the cast of Game of Thrones would be proud of.
4. Read every book I own
I have thousands, most of which I’ve never opened.
5. Get a tattoo
Not having a tattoo in 2014 is like having a tattoo in the 1930s. Weird.
6. Buy a house
My own house. Preferably like something from an episode of Cribs.
7. Kill a man
…just kidding, swim with dolphins.
8. Get a blue tick on Twitter and my own Wikipedia page
9. Learn to drive
Always wanted a car but could never a Ford one.
10. Stop making bad puns